I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
