Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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