have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Your cock deserves a montage
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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