Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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