she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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