Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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