His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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