This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
