I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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