i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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