Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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