I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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