I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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