I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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