You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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