I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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