Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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