Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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