just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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