Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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