Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
