PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She announced her abortion via fbk
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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