To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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