Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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