My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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