My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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