Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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