I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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