whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
3 2 1 whiskey
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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