I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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