we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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