I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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