ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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