is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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