check it out our google latitudes are spooning
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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