Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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