I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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