i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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