I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I think I am morally bankrupt
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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