? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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