love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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