remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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