porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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