He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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