DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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