I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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