This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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