hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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