And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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