He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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