He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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